when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your supposed planned nuclear war with Russia
I always play this game with my dog where I see how many treats I can balance on him before he rolls over and eats them all
our record is 18
gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
we could all understand but nobody will ever overstand
Lupita looks flawless in any color
like, i’m actually looking. and anyone of those colors would have been radiant.
is this american horror story
Flaphack #7: *Magically transform an old concert lanyard into a soothing pancake scented car freshener!
*not actually magic
DENNY’S WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING
1. Frankenweenie (2012)
2. Corpse Bride (2005)
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THIS
O-oh my god…
Welcome to the burtonverse
Hercules confirms he and Ariel are cousins (x)
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
are u telling me that the boys who went to this private school are currently walking around on planet earth with no fucking nipples