Boredom often gets the best of me

Hi my name is Joy. I'm a fourteen year old who lives in southern California.
WARNING: this blog contains mostly homestuck

niccageisgorgeous:

kawaiiuscassius:

mambostuck by toastyhat // beta kids

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING THE DEPTHS OF EARTH FOR THIS

ifuckedsherlock:

hiddles-diddles-my-skittle:

bakerstreet-to-gallifrey:

freakosexual:

reichenfeels:

generalbutton:

cumberbitchsandwich:

han-sulu:

yeah so 

i got distracted in driver’s ed

shit

are you fucking kidding me.

woah

when i get distracted

Fucking hell

D: THATS AMAZING

ucanhavemysoup:

missing-wall-e:

bad-moon-moon:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!? 

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.

i remember hearing my elementary teacher talking about the different ethnic groups and she talked about how the Badjao people, who are primarily sea-dwelling and nomadic, teach their kids how to swim by tossing the small babies into the water because a baby’s first instinct was to swim. I dunno how accurate she was but the Badjao are amazing swimmers

The first baby it’s the cutest mer-baby ever.

dylanobylan:

i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

ohshititsgreg:

If your name is Frank and you don’t use the opportunity to say “let me be frank with you” every day then you are truly dead to me

niknak79:

He’s tripping on acid

zizzani:

That’s the Gospel Truth.

alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

3ridan:

do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

bondoge:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

nightbagel:

vanillish:

Your crush gets to see themselves naked everyday

your crush can make out with themselves and its not considered cheating 

your crushed beneath a car. it’s hard to see and everything smells bad. you’re happy because you feel no pain as everything fades away

jaclcfrost:

I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay

I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out

I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group

the trilogy

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

akillees:

Don’t beep. It’ll wake the cat up and cause a big meow :(

minxe:

having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess