tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

twcno:

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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remove cattle from stage

that’s not even the best partimagekey terms include:

  • balance your chair on two legs”
  • "continue swimming motion"
  • "insert peanuts"
  • "play ball!"
  • "release the penguins"
  • "gradually become agitated"
  • "light explosives now….. and…..   ….. now."
Band Songs
  • French Horn: FROM THE BAND ROOOOOOM TO THE FIELD (to the field) TILL THE SPIT DRIPS FROM MY VALVES AND AAALL YOU BITCHES CLAP
  • Flutes: She's first chair and I'm playin too flat, sittin in the second row with all the clarinets and if YOU COULD HEAR THAT I AM TRYING TO ROLL IN
  • Trumpets: My band director don't.My band director don't.My band director don't want us to play high C's son
  • Clarinets: Let's gather round the podium and sing our band geek song it's the S-Q-U-E-A-K-Y I hate my liiife song
  • Saxophones: Sooome day, Iiii'll be, playin tenor sax and all you're ever gonna be altoooo.Why you gotta suck so bad?
  • Percussion: I'ma teach you how to buzz roll son I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one
  • Oboe: The double reed is broooken and they're real expenSIVE.BAND DIRECTOR'S PISSED AND GIVING ME A GLARE
  • Basoon: I'm all about that bass bout that bass no treble
  • Tuba: *Rick Ross grunt in the background*

sadsprouts:

my room is turning out v nice

luvs-jade:

ninjility:

mykindaboys:

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

god fuckin dayum

THE MALE CRUELLA LOVE ME

nightjade14

weirdfishesarpeggio:

Someone please explain what kind of sorcery this is

weirdfishesarpeggio:

Someone please explain what kind of sorcery this is

vayena:

My aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that “Ring Around The Rosie” is about the black plague.

frosty-the-cat:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking named it the Desert Desert

way to fucking go

chai tea

I’ll take “European Imperialists Who Never Bothered To Translate The Local Languages” for $200, Alex.

"Soviet" means "union"
The Union Union

We’re good at this.

Legolas Greenleaf

"I’m not super comfortable in my skin. I have to make it work for me, and that usually amounts to making it uncomfortable for everyone else."

rurigokou:

grocery store carnations i wish i could have

thewicked-eternity