elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

just-another-random-thought:
“burn·out/bərnˌout/noun
An emotional condition marked by tiredness, loss of interest, or frustration that interferes with job performance. Burnout is usually regarded as the result of prolonged stress.
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just-another-random-thought:

burn·out

/bərnˌout/

noun

An emotional condition marked by tiredness, loss of interest, or frustration that interferes with job performance. Burnout is usually regarded as the result of prolonged stress.

Girls like girls and professionally filmed full-length broadway musicals

surprisebitch:

theboycourt:

valykas:

This is amazing

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

this deserves an academy award nomination

frijae:

capalxii:

ravencroft:

jeandrea:

dongboss:

this bird imitating r2d2 is the cutest thing ive ever seen

What a nerd

He’s even the right colors.

do you realize this bird is a fan of R2D2. this bird heard R2D2′s sounds & decided it sounded like something that should be imitated. this bird is a star wars fan and made the choice to do a bird equivalent of cosplay

@fishwrites omg omg omg

bettsplendens:

thelogicalghost:

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

2013 tumblr

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

someone: holy fuck guys. i just slightly slowed down this arctic monkeys song and im LOSING my MIND!

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hookedonafeelwhennogf:

benepla:

ok i deleted that last post cuz it was dark but my point on pretzel buns still stands

just going off this sentence i literally cant imagine the content of the deleted post

compoyo:
“ compoyo:
“ tiotequila:
“I’ve been laughing at this for a year
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The photoshop fucking kills me like you would think he belong this is a grade A quality meme
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I have yet to find a high meme that surpasses this one
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compoyo:

compoyo:

tiotequila:

I’ve been laughing at this for a year

The photoshop fucking kills me like you would think he belong this is a grade A quality meme

I have yet to find a high meme that surpasses this one

occulant:

lightlybow:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

gokuma:

lightlybow:

Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat. 

 Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person. 

 Two weeks later:

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He won’t leave.

@donskoi

Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.

Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. It was more important that he felt comfortable than that I touched him.

Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.

Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.

Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, it was eventuallto be harmful. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdrew all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room.

Step four: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Step four: be patient.

Step five: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.

@thedeadneverreallydie

autieblesam:

lesbianshepard:

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

tc